Built in 1921 by the great magician and ventriloquist Maurice Marvelle, the Twilight Ballrooms has entertained audiences for almost 100 years. The venue is situated on a pier overlooking the village of Wits End, much of which has since been claimed by the sea. Once a bustling seaside resort all that remains of Wits End is a few cottages, a small grocery shop and a pub called "The Severed Arms" (open 24/7 though doesn't serve food)
A famous variety venue in it's hey day, who can forget the legendary acts that have played at the Twilight over the last century – acts such as "Psycho the Clown and His Amazing Balloon Animals", "Benny the Bender", human statues Sam & Don, comedian Chubby "Chubster" Chubber, "Nora Batter - Pancake Tosser" and music from "Dickie Day And His Light Orchestra".
However, the Twilight's history is daubed with tragedy. Maurice Marvelle himself was killed in 1929 when the infamous bullet catch trick went disastrously wrong. His assistant Consuela, who fired the gun, was suspected of sabotaging the trick on the orders of her lover, Count Montgomery Cristo, a rival magician. Indeed the Count and Consuela went on to become the headline act at the Ballrooms, but were to meet their own sticky end in 1939 during a trick called “Nemesis”.
Soon after the "accident", the stretch of coastline quickly became desolate. The beach had become littered with wire and broken glass. The angry sea churned against large timber spikes that jutted out at the cliffs crumbling edge that had once supported Edwardian beach huts. Then in September of that year its fortune changed. Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany. The venue was commissioned by the Home Guard and given much needed repairs to its fabric, though by this time the venue's inhospitable look proved to be something of an inspiration. Indeed the Ministry of Defence modelled every beach in Britain to look like the Twilights stretch of coast. Churchill himself, soon to be Prime Minister, even called the ensuing months the "Twilight War"; a reference to the Ballrooms.
Alas the Nazis never came, much to the disappointment of the box-office.
The fifties and sixties saw the arrival of electric amusements and fairground rides including a rollercoaster called "The Rubicon". One stormy night in 1973 the Twilight was closed down after a large explosion caused the rear end of the pier to collapse, just as the railcars plummeted from the rides' highest apex. The screaming passengers, many with their arms still in the air, hurtled onwards into the dark cold mists, swallowed whole by the angry sea below. Many say that even today, on stormy nights, their screams can still be heard howling across the waves. Curiously no bodies were ever found and the identities of the 20 souls on board remains a mystery to this day. After the disaster, police were keen to question their main suspect Psycho The Clown but it is believed he absconded and has never been seen to this day....so far.
For a brief period in 1980 the property was owned by an American property developer and was rumoured to be turned into a nightclub and casino called "The Discoteque Royale" before finally being purchased by the founders' grandson, Malcolm Marvelle and his wife (and assistant) the lovely Rita. The new look Ballrooms boasted a zoo with exotic animals from all four corners of the globe. However, a shortage of money and upkeep over the years has meant that the only surviving animal in the zoo today is a lion called Debbie. Some have suggested she may also be responsible for the dwindling number of performers at the venue, especially the dancers who are often clad in feathers!
The venue is currently host to a variety of groups including The Castleford Ladies Magic Circle, the Marvelles and the only surviving members of the Roger McGuffin Holiday Dancers. The council has said it will repurchase, close and demolish the Twilight in the next few years citing health and safety issues as well as "psychic harrasment from it's current occupants." (Wits End Echo)